Steve Turner egy érdekes költő. Évek óta szemezgetek a kötetével, The King of Twist (1989). Egy kis válogatás, íme.
The Pitch
There are only two people
on the planet.
A very small market.
But the King of Twist
has a selfimprovement course
he wishes to offer.
It is called
How to Become God.
It only takes a minute,
he says,
but the results
could last forever.
Profile
The King of Twist
wears great shoes.
He laughs a lot.
He is religious.
He started a rumour
that he had a tail,
so that no one would
disturb him at work.
Twist, Twist & Twist Inc.
Tobacco builds up your muscle
Candy will help you grow thin
Coffee improves relationships
Glucose makes sure that you win
Lipstick will get you a lover
Clean hair is better than brains
Cola can unite the nations
Money can soothe away pain
Truth is whatever you make it
The fires of hell don't exist
The world will go on for ever
I'm not the real King of Twist